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This appears to be a phrase in Spanish that, when translated roughly, says:

: Juanito supposedly uploaded "proof" of his encounters—specifically with airline flight attendants—to Rapidshare. This appears to be a phrase in Spanish

Everyone remembers the agonizing 60-second wait timer for "Free Users." when translated roughly