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I had been dairy-free for six years.

Satan, or ‘Dad’ as he insisted I call him while polishing his pitchfork, decided I needed to prove myself. His trials included: 1) Surviving a dinner party with his ex-wife, Jezebel (she tried to eat my soul with a salad fork). 2) Beating him at Mario Kart (I won. He flipped the board. Literally. The board was a slab of granite). 3) Explaining what a ‘fidget spinner’ is to a council of ancient demons. They were fascinated. One of them, a Duke of Hell named Barbatos, ordered a dozen. I had been dairy-free for six years

Turns out, demonic pregnancy is not like human pregnancy. There is no gender reveal party (unless you count the one where Lilith sneezed and accidentally turned my toilet into a portal to the 5th circle of Hell. It was a boy, by the way. We named him Damien. She wanted ‘Mephistopheles Jr.’ I put my foot down.) 2) Beating him at Mario Kart (I won

“Thanks,” I said, taking a sip of my PBR. “I’m medicated.” The board was a slab of granite)