Handicap Toilet (Best acoustics) Views: 9,000 The Plot: A stunning, unedited cover of Olivia Rodrigo’s Vampire sung directly into the porcelain. No reverb effect—just tile physics. Why it’s popular: It is actually beautiful. The video ends with applause from three people in adjacent stalls. It’s the only video in the filmography that teachers have admitted to watching and liking. Quote: “We need more of this and less of the mop horror,” said one English teacher anonymously.

A group of Year 6s are currently filming a 20-minute silent film titled "The Queue." It follows a single student waiting for a cubicle, featuring five other students as "the impatient knockers" and "the ghost flusher." It is set to premiere at a secret booth during the college’s Open House.