Hellsing — Jan Valentine X Reader

"You've got guts, I'll give you that. Most people are busy begging for their lives by now." He tilted his head, his piercings catching the dim light. "Maybe I’ll keep you. Every king needs a witness, right?" The Thrill of the Chase

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“Still moping in the dark, doll?” Jan asked, dropping onto the edge of your bed. He didn't wait for an invite. He never did. "You've got guts, I'll give you that

The door burst open without a knock. Jan Valentine sauntered in, his signature grin wide and predatory. He looked like a fever dream in a tracksuit, teeth gleaming under the harsh fluorescent lights. Every king needs a witness, right

This is the angst version. Perhaps the reader is a medic or a researcher. You can't fight Jan, but you stitch him up after his raids. You see the machinery of his body beneath the bravado. This leads to uncomfortable intimacy.

“It’s called peace and quiet, Jan,” you replied, though a small smile tugged at your lips. “You should try it sometime.”

“Come on,” he whispered, his grin softening into something almost genuine. “Let’s go find some trouble. I’m bored, and you’re the only thing in this hellhole worth looking at.”