Baby Got Boobs - April O----39-neil - Dinner Time Fun Jun 2026

If your clothes fit properly—if the hem hits the right place, if the bra lifts without spilling over, if the fabric has weight—your body is not "too much." It is just right.

| ✅ | ❌ Don't Touch | | --- | --- | | Bamboo Viscose (Drapes over the bust without clinging) | Thin Ribbed Knits (They magnify every bra strap indentation) | | Linen Blends (Absorbs sweat; structured) | Spandex-heavy Tube Tops (An April tragedy waiting to happen) | | Crêpe de Chine (Holds shape; doesn't wrinkle at the bust) | Button-down Oxfords (Unless you sew them shut over the bust) | | Cotton Poplin (Stiff enough to avoid gapping) | Slip Dresses (Zero support; wear as a layer only) | Baby Got Boobs - April O----39-Neil - Dinner Time Fun