Two individuals, named George and Katherine Kepke, were at the center of the vampire allegations. The couple, both immigrants from Eastern Europe, operated a local winery and were known to have unconventional habits. George Kepke, in particular, was rumored to have a fondness for the night and was often seen wearing a cape, which only added to the speculation.

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