I clicked play.
Not mine. Or rather, a mine. A version of my resume from 2021, but with subtle differences. The university I’d dropped out of? Listed as graduated, with honors. A job at a biotech startup I’d never heard of. Skills in “quantum memory threading” and “echo-state network pruning.” My phone number was correct. My photo was me, but tired, thinner, wearing a black turtleneck I’ve never owned. Ps2021 Ipp Cv.zip -FREE-
If a deal looks too good to be true on the internet, it’s probably a trap — not a treasure. I clicked play